My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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