"it" just moved
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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