the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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