woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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