brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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