Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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