it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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