Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
jump out the window naked night went bad
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