whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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