'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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