So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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