YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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