I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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