Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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