in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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