I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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