Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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