A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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