For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just invented taco cereal.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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