And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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