Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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