told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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