Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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