so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I love having hate sex.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I supernannyed him into submission
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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