it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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