quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
