but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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