scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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