marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
White coat. Heels.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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