i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
