what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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