He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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