Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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