Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She announced her abortion via fbk
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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