Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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