Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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