I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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