I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We are two peas in an std pod
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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