That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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