i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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