I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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