Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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