that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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