We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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