You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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