brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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