i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i think my cat just said my name.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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