I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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