Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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