So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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