bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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