Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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