After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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